Dear Diary:
It has come to my attention that some of you readers may misunderstand my representation of my Iowa friend, Dan.
I think I might have been exaggerating a little bit when I said that he married Up to his wife. Calling him a bit of a slob, an ugly monster, a loud-mouth and a public farter. Oh wait. Was that out loud?
Oh dear. Now I've got you all thinking that my friend Dan is a hideous monster with a hunch on his back. It's probably just a boil. Lance it and he'll be hunch-free.
Dan isn't the pig that I insinuated he is. No, that smell comes from his neighboring corporate pig farms.
Dan's a great guy. He's not so hideous afterall. Heck, he's a regular guy with a real career. That pays him for doing nothing. But that's just jealousy speaking. I do nothing, too, yet I don't get paid for it.
That still doesn't explain the stench he left in a room back in college though.
Heh.
Just didn't want any of you to get the wrong idea about my dear friend. He showers regularly. I hope.
There you go, Dan. I told you'd I'd make you look better in another entry.
7:24 p.m. - January 31, 2007
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