You know something? When Christians hand out Christian CDs and Christian reading material at Halloween, all they do is turn people away.
Seriously, do they think a kid is going to get this and think "Hey! It's time I went to church!"
It's Halloween, you self-centered, hell-believing-going bastard. Could you focus on something other than yourself and your beliefs? Or at the very least, keep your lights off and skip it all?
What an idiot. The only thing that saved the bastard from getting all of the CD's tossed back into the siding of his house is the fact that candy accompanied the propaganda.
Agnostics have feelings too. Keep it to yourself.
And so begins the Christmas Season. Or as Target calls it, The Day After You Tried to Buy Halloween Candy But Couldn't Because We'd Already Swapped It Out For Candy With Christmas Colors.
Somehow I managed to lose a pound over Halloween. I think it has something to do with the fact that I skipped dinner altogether in lieu of allowing myself a good old Candy Fest but when it got down to it, I'm not really a candy kind of a gal. I'm more a chips and cheese kind of gal. Note to the cheese & cracker industry: Fun Size packets of holland gouda and crackers next year.
That way all of us Wine Believers can give that out to the kids. With little bottles of White Zin. Afterall, it's what we believe in. Shouldn't we share the Dogma?
7:55 a.m. - November 01, 2006
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