February 23, 2007

Friday Fun Facts!

1) I am married to a man who road the Short Bus to school.

2) Which explains why he can never find a dang thing even though it's sitting right in front of his face.

3) I love love love not having to use hair gel or hair spray or a curling iron.

4) I designed a new style of earrings. But they're not posted yet so you're just going to have to be patient. I want to make a bunch more before I upload them. I'll let you know. Just thought I'd tease you.

5) Bob Greene & Oprah told me yesterday that I don't want to lose weight. You know, because I don't exercise. And it only takes 30 minutes a day to exercise. 30 minutes a day is all, people. If you're Oprah and you have a treadmill, elliptical, and weights wherever you happen to be. But for me, I have to drive to the gym, find a parking space, stand in line to check in at the front desk, put my stuff in a locker, hope to get a treadmill or elliptical without having to wait, sit on other people's sweat in the weight room, get my stuff out of the locker, drive home - which, in total, takes at least an hour and a half. 30 minutes, my Not Rich Enough to own an in-home gym with trainer and cook, fat ass. And without Bob Greene standing next to me, telling me how great I'm doing. For a minimum of 4 days a week. Throw in the laundry, the cooking, buying fresh vegetables 3 times a week, the cleaning, the children, helping my husband find stuff that's in front of his face, bubbling cats, running errands, delivering food to old people, pretending I'm good at math at my part-time bookeeping job, writing in my blog, and all sorts of other ephemera of my life - so what's 30 minutes a day to a gal like me? I just don't want to lose weight. Now if I had People to do all that other stuff, an elliptical in my limo, and make-up artists to fix my face when I'm done, I might be able to do it. I know. It's just me and my excuses keeping me from losing weight.

6) We've got over a foot of snow headed our way this weekend. I think I better get out of here and go buy up all the milk at all the grocery stores in the metro area.

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