April 26, 2007

Is it just me or did anyone else think American Idol went a little bit too far with last night's cheese fest? If I want to watch the Jerry Lewis Labor Day Telethon, I'll wait until Labor Day. They raised a whole bunch of money on dialing night, I didn't need any more manipulation.

And that Celine Dion/Elvis thing? God, please, don't take away my eyesight until I've had enough time to bury that vision with less disgusting things. I don't care how they did it. I just want it to go away.

I kept flipping back and forth to Idol because I just couldn't take it all at once. But even with the limited amount of time I spent on the channel, I think I deserved to see someone go. Even it if was Jordin because, lordy, You'll Never Walk Alone? Speed it up and get it over with.

Manipulation by the Stars is what they should have called that show last night.

Next subject:

John McCain.

Fool.

Making funny funny jokes about roadside bombs on John Stewart's show and then getting defensive with Diane Sawyer this morning because of the democratic outcrying over his funny funny joke. He actually said that people need to "lighten up". Maybe John McCain should show up at the houses of the families of the fallen troops and tell his funny funny roadside bomb joke so that he can help them laugh about it.

John McCain's Happy Fun Time Roadside Bomb Traveling Show.

It's unfortunate that one of the Del Rubio Triplets is dead because they could've worn their little red white and blue sequin hot pants while tap dancing for the finale and then blow up and exit in a cloud of smoke. Gads. That would hee-sterical!

Is he promoting a book or something? Because this isn't going to get him into the White House. He must have something else going on.

I don't care how much time he spent in a Vietnam War camp. That doesn't give him the right to make funny about something that kills kids in a war that doesn't even need to be happening.

You know what? If our government had stayed out of Iraq and used that money to take care of the Katrina families and Arizona Reservation families maybe we wouldn't have had to suffer through last night's American Idol.

I'd lighten up about last night's American Idol but I'm too busy trying to laugh at those funny funny roadside bombs in Iraq.

And then:

Rosie O'Donnell's leaving The View? And I care because why?

Also:

Heather Mills?

She's no Linda McCartney. I tell you that. Buh-bye.

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