April 17, 2007

Oh goody. No school at Virginia Tech for the rest of the week so the kids can take all they time they need to grieve. You have till Monday.

Go!

See you Monday!

I sure find it interesting, those whacky Virginia gun laws that they have. No waiting period but you're only allowed to buy one gun a month. How's a loner supposed to build up his arsenal given those restrictions? It's not like he can ask his friends for help.

It was awfully nice of the NRA to send their condolences. So thoughtful. So kind.

Does anyone else see a similarity between a school shooter and a suicide bomber? Maybe these school shooters will start making those video tapes about their pretend funerals like the suicide bombers do in their Suicide Bomber Classes. At my funeral, I want to be laying on my left side. But I don't want any pregnant women to come and see me because it is obvious that they are not virgins. I only want virgins to see me at my funeral.

Oh and I want to be "buried" with a copy of my favorite computer game - Doom

Did anyone see Anderson Cooper's interview with a prior shooter. I don't know who he was. I caught the interview mid-interview. The kid claimed that he thought shooting people was like shooting guys in his Doom game. You know, in Doom, you shoot a guy and blood flies everywhere but then the guy gets up and you do it like, what 8 times? before he really dies.

"I thought it was like that".

And why Anderson Cooper didn't ask, "What? Are you retarded or something?" is a disappointment to me.

We'll let this entry be a Public Service Announcement to adolescents playing Doom...

People don't have to be shot a whole bunch of times to die. Sometimes it only takes one bullet. Real bullets from guns. That don't come in your box of Doom. You have to be shifty to get a gun. If you've worked out the details of getting a gun you should probably be aware that this is not a computer game.

You big dummy.

Sorry. Channeling my inner Fred Sanford.

This just makes me so sad and so mad and so many many things.

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