Dear Tolerant Readers:
Just thought you'd like to know that I did some thinking about those Thai Chicken and Peanut Butter Sandwiches the other day. I realized that if I didn't just dive in and eat another one, soon, I'd never eat another one again. And I thought back to the days of my pregnancies where I suffered from morning sickness, day and night, throught the first two trimesters of each pregnancy. Horking up all sorts of things but being able to eat them even after all was said and done (not the horked stuff but the same type of food before it was horked). So I made myself a Thai Chicken and Peanut Butter Sandwich, and I ate it. And it stayed where I put it. Well, at least until sometime today. But, let's not go there. Thank goodness. I do love those sandwiches. But I don't think I'll ever be able to drink another, hey, wait. I made a mistake the other day. I said I couldn't drink Singapore Slings when in reality, it wasn't a Singapore Sling at all! I love Singapore Slings! Order them whenever I find myself in a Moose or Elks Club (which I do, on occasion). Nay - it's the Slow Gin Fizz I can't drink ever again. Same color on the walls. Sorry for the confusion.
Yours Truly,
K. Logic
There was a question on my talk radio station this morning:
Do people ever deserve to be cheated on.
To which I answer:
1) Yes if you hooked up with a guy you stole from someone else and,
2) Yes if they cheated on you before and haven't accepted the fact that they deserve to be scrutinized forever because they're liars and never to be trusted.
If you don't know when to walk away, you're just asking for it.
Sincerely,
K. Logic
Dear Oprah Viewers:
You know how people who talk all Authority Like sometimes get busted for bad behavior? Like that Evangelical Minister who got busted for having homosexual prostitute sex and drug use (even though he never inhaled, merely swallowed - sorry, there's no OFF button this morning. Read at your own risk.)
What I want to see, captured on film next, are those two doctors who go on Oprah and show us body innards and tell us we should eat nothing but nuts and fiber and drink only water. Dr. Oz, who always gets to sit on stage with Oprah and that other doctor, who never gets to sit on stage with Oprah because he's maybe too short or not good looking enough for Oprah to sit next to. I want to see them busted while eating a bag of Doritos and a Coke.
Where's that breaking news?
Because if you're asking me, most Evangelical Ministers are having secret gay affairs while using meth.
Speaking of religion, and lord knows, I'm a self-appointed authority on this subject, here's something that bugs me.
If you proclaim to be an uber-Christian what with all your undying faith and then you question your faith because bad things happen to you or good things don't happen to you?
You're belief ain't what you profess it to be.
Seriously, if you think God is punishing you for bad behavior? Can you explain to me what all those suffering African children have done that's so bad that your God would starve them and have them raped and beaten and tortured?
Afterall, isn't this part of your life just temporary? Can't you just wait it out patiently until you reach the pearly gates, with those turned cheeks of yours? Thank you sir, may I have another?
Shut up about your faith already. You're less of a believer than I am.
Ouch, lightning hurts,
K. Logic
p.s. Apparently someone's in a pissy mood. Good luck with you today if you feel like arguing your view.
8:41 a.m. - November 06, 2006
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