It's so cold today. All I can think about is how much colder I'll be when I'm bald. Oh dear lord, I'm gonna be bald!
Emergency Weight Loss System in effect. I ain't gonna be no bald moonpie!
Thor is referring to the three of us as the Triplets of Bellview. You know, New York's crazy asylum instead of the three old hags from the tour de france animated movie, Triplets of ...
Oh shit. I just forgot the name of that damn movie.
Stupid Thor.
Lazy me. You'd think I could look it up. But no, one of you will know and fill in my blank for me.
I no longer have the Too Lazy to go to the Downstairs Computer excuse.
The Downstairs Computer went caput when I overextended one of the electrical circuits.
This is technical jargon at it's finest, no?
So yeah, we had no power surge protector on that beast and now, it's dead. Feel free to buy jewelry from and make my head spin with what I now have to do to put ~Sold~ on a description.
It's Thor's fault. I love to point blame. It's his fault. I was about to iron another one of those damn shirts he's always coming home with from the thrift stores. Seriously, dude, this is why people donate them. Nobody wants to iron. The iron got hot, the circuit got tripped. Out when the outdoor Christmas lights and the indoor Christmas lights and all the power in my studio.
Oh sure. Thor tried to blame me what with all the Christmas lights.
Damn Grinch.
Bellville. The Triplets of Bellville.
Anyway. Apparently I'll be getting a new computer for Christmas. Scrapped together courtesy of Mr. Computer Scientist, Thor.
I was kind of hoping for a new pair of Chuck Taylors. Maybe for my birthday.
Speaking of the holidays, I was out and about not doing my Christmas shopping because I'd done almost every bit of it courtesy of Amazon and their free trial for Prime Shipping that I'll cancel when my month's up. Ain't no way I'm paying 80 bucks to get free, priority shipping when I smart enough to order early enough to get free shipping anyway. But for now, thank you Amazon!
So I'm out running errands yesterday which had a totally different feeling to when I was out running errands last week.
It's like the Hurry Button is cranked up to 11 on everyone and they've all turned into impatient idiots.
While I was waiting to get out of a parking lot at the mall yesterday, with a car in front of me, the woman in the car behind me started honking her horn and shaking her fists.
Seriously. Both of them in the air. Like she was Evita Perone or something.
Oh hell no, crazy lady. All that does is make me go really slow, and sometimes - Oh! - I drop something on the floor of my car and have to bend over to look for it. Heh. I love doing that to people who sit right on my ass at a stoplight after they've been on my ass the whole road long. Seriously, I'm tempted to hop out of my vehicle at a stoplight and run back and hand them a condom. Because if they're going to be up my ass, they really should use some protection, don't you think?
Anyway, crazy honking fist waving lady just about lost her mind while I "looked" for "what I dropped".
Go ahead and hit my car lady. Buy me another new car. This one smells like a synthetic pine forest.
Okay. It took me awhile to come up with the word "synthetic". I was thinking "syndicated" so I asked Thor for another "ated" word for something fake. Not fabricated. Not authenticated. You know, an "ated" word.
"I guess synthetic isn't the word then" he said.
"That's it! That's where 'synthetic' popped up. It was the first part of the word I was looking for! Thanks!"
Genius!
Triplets of Bellview.
Asshole!
He's like a combination burrito, my husband.
8:58 a.m. - November 30, 2006
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