Note to Sting: Tonight's the night. If your husband happened to not pass on the message to you - call me after work today.
You crazy kids. I'm not that good of a friend. I just need a haircut is all.
Let the record show that today I am not having a great hair day. In fact, I look downright doofus-like with today's hairdo. So if my neighbor wasn't already scheduled to come over and give me and Buzz a buzz, I'd be running to my neighbor's salon anyway.
I don't know how hard this is going to be for Buzz tonight. Which is why I'm joining in. She can laugh at me, cry a little, point and laugh at me some more, cry some, then finish it up with a good laugh at me.
My neighbor plans on giving me a mohawk before she goes all the way. There'll be photos of me to share tomorrow.
Really. This just isn't a difficult thing for me to do. It's just my hair. I don't have to get sick from the chemo.
And I'm not married to a man who only thinks his wife is good looking if she has long hair.
But if I were married to that kind of a man, you can rest assured I'd be getting buzzes the entire duration of my marriage. I can't be married to a man who cares about hair & beauty. Those kind of men just leave you when you start to look old. I want a man who loves me even if I'm old, fat and almost bald.
Which will be me tomorrow.
And ain't it a grand thing that my husband just happens to be leaving town on this very night so that he will leave behind a wife who is only old and fat, but still has a full head of hair. And then return to the old fat almost bald woman of his dreams?
He's one lucky guy, my Thor.
But really, you guys are giving me way too much credit. There are so many benefits to very very very short hair:
1) Money saved on hair products
2) A better advertising billboard for my earrings
3) No more bad hair days
4) I can swim faster
5) Dominating cavemen will leave me alone
6) Lesbians will love me more (Right, Jenn?)
7) I won't have to be Pentecostal
8) Amount of time saved while not drying, spraying, moussing and curling: 30 minutes minimum per day
9) Rapists won't be able to drag me behind buildings by my hair anymore. I hate when they do that. Stupid rapists
10) Matches my Chuck Taylors better than a hairdo'ed 'do
10:36 a.m. - February 06, 2007
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