April 09, 2007

Scooter is tired of her life in one room. She anticipates the day she can run all over the place, causing terror in many rooms.

Yoda is totally p o'ed that we've brought this little monster into her domain. She has made it her life's goal to annoy that kitten as much as she can.

I've brought her in (even though I'm not supposed to yer) to the Room of Quarantine and sat on an ottoman with her. She hisses and does her gutter-growl. Scooter keeps her distance. But if she so much as dares to lift one ear, Yoda makes the noises again.

When Yoda's outside the room, Scotter will run to the glass-paned door when she hears her come by. Yoda will walk by and hiss, walk a circle around the house, come by and do it again. Round and round and round. Likes she's a Bitch on Parade.

I'm kind of looking forward to the day when I unleash the little hounds of a kitty from hell. I assume Yoda's going to take her little bad ass and go hide, all askeered.

I was feeling guilty for bringing the little beast into our house. Maybe it was too soon. Maybe Yoda needed more time to grieve. Then again, maybe this is what Yoda needed. Something to help her move on a bit.

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The Monday after another Eating Holiday. Anyone care to eat healthy with me for a few days? This should last for at least a few days. Take advantage of it!

Anyone who's in on the Walking Tour ought to get walking and add your miles to the Walking Tour's comments section so I can move us along!

I still love that treadmill!

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Dentist appointment today. I've been a bad dental patient, not so good with the flossing lately. Can't wait until the hygienist tells me that I need to floss more. Like I didn't already know that.

And what? If I eat less, I'll weigh less?

Who's been keeping these secrets locked up?

Everyone needs to know these things!

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Oprah needs to have a show about such secrets!

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