I can only assume that right at this very minute there are three very confused Best Buy Corporate Employees sitting in their corporate offices, across the highway from Kohl's, wondering what in the hell happened to them at lunch today.
I'm only guessing that they're from the Best Buy Corporate Office because it's the biggest business next to the Kohl's that my mom was shopping in today.
I know you crazy kids love stories about my mom. Here's a brand spanking new one for you.
Mom came into the Frame Shop today to tell us how mad she was at Kohl's. You see, she's in need of some Gloria Vanderbilt pants and Kohl's never has 10 Petites in stock.
Damn you Kohl's! Damn you straight to Petite Hell!
"I was going down the escalator and there were three men in business suits going up the escalator. As I passed them I said 'I have a complaint! There are no 10 Petites'! They went on up. I went on down".
"Mom! No you didn't do that!" I said (Mr. Frame Shop was doing very well at keeping his laughter to himself) "Were they even Kohl's employees?" (really. Kohl's employees don't wear business suits. nor are they typically men in groups of three. at this particular store they are mostly muslim women in full muslim women gear)
"Yes I did! They never have my size!"
And then she bid us farewell and went off to wage her next battle with the war that is mostly in her head.
I thought Mr. Frame Shop was going to pee his pants. I know I was trying hard not to.
Do you see why I have so little patience for the elderly?
2:21 p.m. - November 09, 2006
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