I slept in Fort Snickerdoodle last night. Just thought I'd give Thor the opportunity to lay in bed, all diagonal-like, and watch t.v.
Instead of saying goodnight, though, I said Goodbye. You know, because I was sleeping all by myself and if I stopped breathing, there'd be nobody next to me to shake me alive again.
In case you were wondering, I lived.
I have an action plan for my snoring/lack of breathing. You see, here's the thing I'm going to admit. I don't snore unless I'm above a certain poundage of weight.
I'm currently above the Snore Poundage.
So - Step 1. Buy some breathright strips to help me survive while getting below the Snore Poundage.
Step 2. Lose the Snore Poundage.
I really don't seem to snore unless I've got a cold, am suffering from seasonal allergies or am Above Snore Poundage.
I'm back on WW and, I think I mentioned this maybe a million times already this week, I've admitted to myself that Hi, my name is Kathy and I'm a Food Addict.
Taking my food addiction this seriously has allowed me to face my battle with Too Much Damn Eating easier. Those of you who think I'm taking it too seriously just don't have a food addiction. Lucky bastards. It's a bitch. My teeny tiny little husband gives me these weird looks whenever I mention it. Which is why I'm not going to talk to him about it too much. Skinny little rat bastard.
He just needs to know that I'm fighting the good fight and, by the looks of the bathroom scales, I'm winning.
Okay. Not too cocky, missy. One step at a time. One day at a time.
Step 3. If after the Snore Poundage is gone (I suspect I'm about 10 pounds away) I find myself still snoring (well, Thor finds me still snoring) I'll see the doctor about the Sleep Study. The last damn thing I want to do is sleep with a mask on my face. You people are aware because I've told you already, that my skin is sensitive to just about every damn thing on the planet, right? I can't imagine what some polyplasticresin contraption is going to do to my complexion. I'd rather die with a clear complexion than live with boils and carbuncles on my face!
I'm so vain
I'll probably die due to sleep apnea. I'm so vain
I'll probably die due to sleep apnea
apnea
apnea
There'll be no gavotting in a c-pap if I can avoid it.
Sorry. If I'm singing You're So Vain in my head, I just have to use the word gavotte. It's an addiction.
Enough of that. Want to read about our next house fun?
One of the fucking cats pooped on Thing 2's comforter, while Thing 2 was sleeping under it.
We've been finding poop around the house every once in awhile but didn't know who was doing it for sure. We suspected Oreo because we'd found some on a chair cushion on the porch last summer and Oreo's the only one who hangs out on the porch.
Recently, the pooping has gotten more personal. She pooped on Thing 2's bed! She went up two flights from her litter box to do it. When she pooped on the comforter while he was still under it, I got pissed!
I took her to the vet yesterday afternoon. Paid a huge amount to have her looked at and get blood drawn for testing. I brought her poop in with me. It was fine. But she's lost 2 lbs. since we were there for her annual in April. That's 20% of her body weight in 6 months. 25%? No clue. Bad math skilz. Something's up so I'll wait to see if it's treatable by medicine. If not, I'll wring her damn neck. I've got 3 litter boxes down for 2 cats. I clean them every night or every day and a half at the worst. She's pooped on my son. She better be damn sick or she better pack her damn kitty dish and go.
CATS FOR SALE! CHEAP!
If I wouldn't feel haunted and guilty for the rest of my life, I'd just pack up the barfing, pooping pair of them and haul them back to the humane society, where I got them come.
Fucking cats.
9:16 a.m. - October 20, 2006
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