I woke up this morning feeling awfully disappointed with you people. The fact that you didn't comment on my new word, "aislesclerosis" because you were too damn busy trying to figure out what the name of my new grocery store home was. Like it matters to you.
One last time: It's a small chain local only to Minnesota. It has nothing to do with you.
But then I checked my comments and, thank god, Saaaaaaaaalllllly caught it.
Aislesclerosis: Clogging of the Grocery Store Aisles by Old Fuckers. Treatable by Lack of Flu Shots to the Susceptible.
How is this not funny to you people?
You are all, except for Saaaaaallllllllllly, not invited to my stand-up show. Well, I'll invite you, I just won't tell you the name of the comedy club I'll be at. Let you spend your day guessing that one.
Heh.
Seriously. Aislesclerosis. Makes me want to go to the grocery store today to see it again.
It's a cold mofo out this morning. 26 degrees when I drove the kids to school. Now all of those plants that I didn't clean out of the garden before have turned to gooey mush. Won't that be fun to clean out this weekend.
Maybe if I wait until it warms back up towards 60, the dead plants won't be so gooey.
And with that, this entry ends. I refuse to waste my funny on you people anymore. If I've got something funny to say, I'll e-mail it to Saaaaaaaalllllllllllly. She gets me.
7:47 a.m. - October 12, 2006
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