Oh man, Jane, I forgot about playing that Kid Card. I didn't have children for nothing! "Yeah. Sorry. Can't help you. Got children at home." I'm not lazy! I've got children! Why just the other day I had to drive one of them to Best Buy and the library and then the drive-thru at Burger King. I'm exhausted! Not lazy!
Or maybe it's just because I'm so damn tired of living in a partially renovated house for, what, two years now? Don't get me wrong, what Thor's done is beautiful. But there's a very very long way to go and I have absolutely no say in what gets done next. Although he put in some more drawers and I was able to go to the basement and pull up some more of my Fiestaware to fill them. It's just that the light at the end of the tunnel is a teeny tiny pinpoint.
Damn. I'm lazy. Jenn, Lucy and Susan were not only right, they were darn lucky too. Because those naughty beeyotches agreed with my self-diagnosis of Lazy. They so believed that they knew I'd be too lazy to hunt them down. And by "them" I mean "Susan" who lives in the Twin Cities Metro Area. Also, Jenn's a lesbian. It'd be a double hate crime and I'd have to pay with twice the time. And then there's Lucy, who's about to spring the truth that that really is a baby in her stomach and not too many runs for the border. That'd be double time, too. Once the proof came out in less than two months!
Although if I'm serving time, I don't have to remove the wallpaper paste now, do I.
Hmmmm.
I can't pay anyone to do it because there's no one willing to do it that won't charge an arm and a leg.
Oh but wait. If I've hunted down all my Lazy Labelers, I'll have a stockpile of arms and legs, won't I.
Hmmmm.
I'm starting to feel like Arsenio Hall. Except I still have an audience.
I gave myself a break yesterday afternoon and watched The Lake House with Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves. Made me realize I wasn't alone with my lazy. Dude. That guy is cute but, lordy, he's too lazy to lift his voice to act!
I liked the movie, holes in the plot aside. I was disappointed that we didn't get to take a better look at that Lake House. I mean, c'mon! It was in the title - could we spend more time in it? Where was the bathroom? How'd they keep the pipes from freezing in a Chicago winter?
No time for lazy today. Gotta go right now and fetch the seestor and take her to the doctor. Oh, and she needs a pound of butter.
Hmmmm.
I didn't ask.
8:10 a.m. - October 18, 2006
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